Having been in total denial of everything for so long, Mr. Sturm has no idea where he hails from, where he has hailed from or what his true identity might be. His deceitful parents told him his name was Beau. It isn't. He is recently married (he thinks). He has some friends that have asked him to write for this web page. He was late. He has had some exciting and interesting stories. He has forgotten them. Mr. Sturm is only sure of two things:

1. Descartes' famous axiom is wrong.
2. Drugs are bad.